4cheaptix.com, Kulture in Small Doses
- Find a 10 year old. If you don't own a 10 year old, borrow one of the neighbors'. If the neighbors don't have a 10 year old?... read on.
- Make sure your computer is plugged in.
- Chase cat away from keyboard.
- On the page where it says "Click Your Pick!!", Click Your Pick.
- This will take you to a venue page which contains a bare bones calendar of available showdates.
- Print this and tape to inside of wrist for handy reference.
- Chase cat away from keyboard again.
- If you are insatiable in your kwest for akademic kultural detail, each page has a venue logo in the top left kwadrant which, when clicked, will take you to the venue's home site.
- To return click in top left...eighthdrant?
- To spend money click in top center of curtain.
- If the cat is back again give up and call